A doozie of a day

It's been a doozie of a day with our kids and their one-liners...

This morning we all ended up in the bathroom while Clay was getting dressed. Big J pointed to Miss E and said, "That's a small 3 year old." Why yes, son, it is, but where in the world did that come from?

Praying on the way to school today, Big J said, "Thank you God for helping me make good decisions. Help me to listen and obey my teacher. Help me and (Miss E) play steering wheel (aka Mario Kart) tomorrow. And Mommy and Daddy not yell at us or spank us." At least he's honest.

After dinner (during which Clay and I had a hard time keeping a straight face while correcting little Miss E), Clay said to her, "You're a stinker, and you seem to relish it." Her reply? "Yes, I do." Mercy, I think we're in trouble!

We've definitely laughed a lot today.